CHAOS LEVEL
87%
Elevated. Objective compliance unlikely.
S7 RESEARCH & QUESTIONABLE SCIENCE
ENTER THE LAB.
Interactive experiments, scientifically indefensible statistics, unlockable achievements and several systems that should not have been given JavaScript.
WHAT SHOULD I WATCH?
Choose a mood. The machine will pretend this required advanced mathematics.
AWAITING QUESTIONABLE INPUT...
CURRENT FINDINGS
NORMAL GAMES COMPLETED1
BITS TAKEN TOO FAR∞
EDITOR SANITY12%
MILKBAG INTEGRITYUNKNOWN
CHAOS THREATSEVERE
YOUR VERY IMPORTANT PROGRESS
Achievements are stored in your browser, because apparently this is a game now.
CLASSIFIED CONTROLS
There are things we are not telling you.
Explore. Click suspicious objects. Spin things too many times. Try an old-school game cheat code. The laboratory denies responsibility for anything that happens after that.
Inspect the milkbag ↗