01
Normal rounds completed
Estimated lifetime total: statistically questionable.
HIGHLY UNOFFICIAL RESEARCH DEPARTMENT
FAN ZONE.
No useful science occurs here. That has not stopped us from collecting data.
∞
Bits taken too far
There is no known upper limit. Researchers stopped trying.
“The plan was good. The execution had other ideas.”
The Objective Is Optional
The game may display a mission. This should never interfere with committing to the bit.
The Edit Multiplier
A good reaction becomes funnier after a zoom. A great reaction becomes dangerous after three zooms and a perfectly timed sound effect.
PEER REVIEW STATUS: DEFINITELY REAL
DECISION FATIGUE SOLVER
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WATCH
Let questionable JavaScript choose a SMii7Y video for you.
CULTURAL INSTITUTION
THE MILKBAG MUSEUM
A deeply unnecessary archive with a suspiciously clickable milkbag.
ENTER MUSEUM